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Special Guest Post from me, the Husband. She’s rubbing off on me.

– Sharp minds and sharp blades don’t always mix.

– And put up your sleeves

– When you run out of energy for work and words it’s time for fun.

– Sometimes a paycheck is a playcheck.

– Cold weather = Hot food

– When everyone’s shit is on full display it ain’t pretty.

– Talking about sneakers and shoes sometimes requires the help of trainers.

– The desire to lift things you can’t reach makes sense when you’re short.

– Hummous = Bummous.

– A satisfying rumble is the least weird thing to come out of her mouth.