– I’m done with this not double negative business.
Category: Things She Said
“I’m gonna give him some poops.”
– She don’t take any 💩 but she can sure serve some up.
“It’s a holy piss down.”
– The rain doth flow when God has to go.
“I think I need a cast for my tongue.”
– She had a bad bwite and ever swince thwings haven’t bween whyte.
“There’s every bugs everywhere.”
– Everia Bugensis can easily be identified by its many stingers, legs, wings, spots, stripes, teeth, eyes, and constant reproductive activities.
“I think I’m officially over everything.”
– People living with fear can make life hard for the fearless.
“I’m not ready for all the months with cold fingers.”
– A.K.A. winter, and I’m not ready for all the months with her cold brain.
“Your nose buds are gone.”
– Sometimes even I can’t make sense of her non-sense.
“There’s no nubble.”
– She means, “There is no normal,” and she’s never been more right about anything.
“Having coal croquettes makes everything taste amazing.”
– When you stuff briquettes with nonsense.
“They’re like halitosis farms.”
– Who knew? Bruxers are bedroom farmers.