Skip to content
tiShMyWifeSays.com

tiShMyWifeSays.com

New word salad every Wednesday – Subscribe below

  • About
  • Contact
  • Submissions
  • FAQ
  • Follow @tishmywifesays
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
tiShMyWifeSays.com

Author: Husband

“I like those burps that have a deep roundness to them.”

– A satisfying rumble is the least weird thing to come out of her mouth.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I like those burps that have a deep roundness to them.”

“I feel like a Welsh rabbit.”

– Not a bunny rarebit.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I feel like a Welsh rabbit.”

“What was the dog’s name? The beer dog? Barf?”

– Sorry Spuds, but from now on you’ll always be “Barf” to me.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “What was the dog’s name? The beer dog? Barf?”

How should we bring this twist to a new turn?

– The answer is just around the corner.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on How should we bring this twist to a new turn?

I’m having a fit of fuck this-ness.

– She’s beautiful when she’s angry.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on I’m having a fit of fuck this-ness.

“I’d like to do some animal morphing.”

– She wants to transform into a Wonder Twin while I transform her words.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I’d like to do some animal morphing.”

“I super fried myself.”

– When she works too hard her brain gets a crispy.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I super fried myself.”

“It’s gonna be non-snot.”

– Thank God for allergy pills.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “It’s gonna be non-snot.”

“I really see myself in that dog.”

– And by “that dog,” she means this dog.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I really see myself in that dog.”

“Oh yeah, I’m pimpin’ my toast.”

– Why settle for 🧈 when you can have 🥑 🥬 🍅 🧀 🧂🌶?

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “Oh yeah, I’m pimpin’ my toast.”

“That’s a perfect breakfast dessert.”

– She’s such a chai hard.

Friends your tell!

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • WhatsApp
  • Reddit
  • Email
Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “That’s a perfect breakfast dessert.”

Posts navigation

Page 1 Page 2 … Page 21 Next page
Shit my Wife Saysâ„¢ - Dysexlic.com
The strangest, funniest things come out of that smiling mouth.

@tishmywifesays

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

word salad Wednesdays

WHAT IS THIS MESS?

  • About
  • Contact
  • Submissions
  • FAQ
  • Follow @tishmywifesays

tiSh My Wife Says™  Dysexlic™
© Eran Thomson

  • About
  • Contact
  • Submissions
  • FAQ
  • Follow @tishmywifesays
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
tiShMyWifeSays.com tiSh My Wife Says™  Dysexlic™ ©2022 Eran Thomson
tiShMyWifeSays.com
Proudly powered by WordPress Theme: Twenty Sixteen Child.