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Author: Husband

“I’ve got a mosquito button.”

– I like to push her bites.”

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“What would we do without cinnamon?”

– I dunno mon.

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“I feel bad for tsunamis. They don’t get names like hurricanes.”

– There’s so much injustice in the world.

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“My toes aren’t the touchy feely type.”

– Hands off the feet.

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“This is my treefdom.”

– She can be Queen of the Woods. I’ll be King of the Words.

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“Then he Kung Pao’d him.”

– Nothing like a karate chop full of spicy chicken and cashews to put you in your place.

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“Now that’s legitimate use of cowbell.”

– Hear for yourself, here.

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“That’s the cream on the crop.”

– With her, the crust always rises.

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“Tea’s way more coffee than tea.”

Special Guest Post from me, the Husband. She’s rubbing off on me.

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“I don’t really wanna go near axes.”

– Sharp minds and sharp blades don’t always mix.

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“Roll up the dukes!”

– And put up your sleeves

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