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“Can this weekend be a play weekend? I don’t have more big ol’ steam.”

– When you run out of energy for work and words it’s time for fun.

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“We gotta have some pay slubs.”

– Sometimes a paycheck is a playcheck.

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“The weather’s not making it salady.”

– Cold weather = Hot food

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“The peacock feathers of fucked-upped-ness are out.”

– When everyone’s shit is on full display it ain’t pretty.

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“I’m looking for my schnooze.”

– Talking about sneakers and shoes sometimes requires the help of trainers.

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“I really wish I could levitate things.”

– The desire to lift things you can’t reach makes sense when you’re short.

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“That was a room rattler.”

– Hummous = Bummous.

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“I like those burps that have a deep roundness to them.”

– A satisfying rumble is the least weird thing to come out of her mouth.

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“I feel like a Welsh rabbit.”

– Not a bunny rarebit.

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“What was the dog’s name? The beer dog? Barf?”

– Sorry Spuds, but from now on you’ll always be “Barf” to me.

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How should we bring this twist to a new turn?

– The answer is just around the corner.

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