“Can this weekend be a play weekend? I don’t have more big ol’ steam.”
– When you run out of energy for work and words it’s time for fun.
Author: Husband
“We gotta have some pay slubs.”
– Sometimes a paycheck is a playcheck.
“The weather’s not making it salady.”
– Cold weather = Hot food
“The peacock feathers of fucked-upped-ness are out.”
– When everyone’s shit is on full display it ain’t pretty.
“I’m looking for my schnooze.”
– Talking about sneakers and shoes sometimes requires the help of trainers.
“I really wish I could levitate things.”
– The desire to lift things you can’t reach makes sense when you’re short.
“That was a room rattler.”
– Hummous = Bummous.
“I like those burps that have a deep roundness to them.”
– A satisfying rumble is the least weird thing to come out of her mouth.
“I feel like a Welsh rabbit.”
– Not a bunny rarebit.
“What was the dog’s name? The beer dog? Barf?”
– Sorry Spuds, but from now on you’ll always be “Barf” to me.
How should we bring this twist to a new turn?
– The answer is just around the corner.