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“I need to actually stay in fat zone two.”

– Her new FitBit is our new boss.

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“I’m very confusing this morning.”

– This is really saying something.

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“What was the fuzzy wuzzy double fuzz that I liked?”

– A specific brand of fur-lined slippers.

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“Not peacefully out!”

– Sometimes you drop the mic. Sometimes you throw it down.

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“I need a little more slowness.”

– When you’re fighting a cold there’s no need for speed.

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“It’s like a little Smurf apple.”

– AKA a cashew.

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“You’re the sense of reason right now.”

– We should all be concerned.

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“They have food techniques like Bleston Humanthal.”

– Her brain might be cooked.

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“My butt loves this car.”

– Seat warmers are the bomb.

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“I hate when you buy a mandarin and it’s piss weak.”

– She likes her 🍊 with 💪

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“It’s too bad cheese isn’t a vegetable.”

– Everyone everywhere agrees.

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