– Should I try turning her off and on again?.
– She’s had a few accidents of her own. With words.
– Guest post from a real Pro
– Shoo 🪰
– Catch and don’t release.
– She is, in fact, the rarest of them all.
– Cat scratch scars. Or as we now call them, cattoos.
– See what?
– Yes. As long as I don’t have to wear Lycra.
– Her new FitBit is our new boss.
– This is really saying something.