– How do you think your vowels feel?
– She can’t eat without farting either.
– Good bread turns her on.
– When you gotta go you gotta go.
– What she does to words is so gross it’s gruesome.
– Along with words, high heels are not her best friend.
– All aboard the insta-bummer train.
– For starters, I wouldn’t know how to feel about this question.
– My lady’s stomach doth not greedily roar.
– Lest we forget there’s a story behind every scar.