“Whenever I open the Google there’s just a hole to put something in me to look for. “
– Should I try turning her off and on again?.
“What kind of driver are you? A shit one. Look at your car. It’s all scraptched up.”
– She’s had a few accidents of her own. With words.
“Is it ‘For fuck’s sake’ or ‘For fucks’ sake’ because I have to send an email and I want it to be professional.”
– Guest post from a real Pro
“Go away! Go find some poo!”
– Shoo 🪰
“We can become intention fishermen.”
– Catch and don’t release.
“I’m a unique unicorn.”
– She is, in fact, the rarest of them all.
“It’s like a tribal animal love dance on my arm.”
– Cat scratch scars. Or as we now call them, cattoos.
“She turned a deaf eye.”
– See what?
“Can you sit on a bike and do bike things?”
– Yes. As long as I don’t have to wear Lycra.
“I need to actually stay in fat zone two.”
– Her new FitBit is our new boss.
“I’m very confusing this morning.”
– This is really saying something.