“I’ve got a mosquito button.”
– I like to push her bites.”
“What would we do without cinnamon?”
– I dunno mon.
“I feel bad for tsunamis. They don’t get names like hurricanes.”
– There’s so much injustice in the world.
“My toes aren’t the touchy feely type.”
– Hands off the feet.
“This is my treefdom.”
– She can be Queen of the Woods. I’ll be King of the Words.
“Then he Kung Pao’d him.”
– Nothing like a karate chop full of spicy chicken and cashews to put you in your place.
“Now that’s legitimate use of cowbell.”
– Hear for yourself, here.
“That’s the cream on the crop.”
– With her, the crust always rises.
“Tea’s way more coffee than tea.”
Special Guest Post from me, the Husband. She’s rubbing off on me.
“I don’t really wanna go near axes.”
– Sharp minds and sharp blades don’t always mix.
“Roll up the dukes!”
– And put up your sleeves