“I need to actually stay in fat zone two.” – Her new FitBit is our new boss.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“I’m very confusing this morning.” – This is really saying something.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“What was the fuzzy wuzzy double fuzz that I liked?” – A specific brand of fur-lined slippers.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“Not peacefully out!” – Sometimes you drop the mic. Sometimes you throw it down.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“I need a little more slowness.” – When you’re fighting a cold there’s no need for speed.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“It’s like a little Smurf apple.” – AKA a cashew.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“You’re the sense of reason right now.” – We should all be concerned.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“They have food techniques like Bleston Humanthal.” – Her brain might be cooked.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“My butt loves this car.” – Seat warmers are the bomb.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“I hate when you buy a mandarin and it’s piss weak.” – She likes her 🍊 with 💪Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail
“It’s too bad cheese isn’t a vegetable.” – Everyone everywhere agrees.Friends your tell!FacebookTwitterLinkedInWhatsAppRedditEmail