– She can be Queen of the Woods. I’ll be King of the Words.
“Then he Kung Pao’d him.”
– Nothing like a karate chop full of spicy chicken and cashews to put you in your place.
“Now that’s legitimate use of cowbell.”
– Hear for yourself, here.
“That’s the cream on the crop.”
– With her, the crust always rises.
“Tea’s way more coffee than tea.”
Special Guest Post from me, the Husband. She’s rubbing off on me.
“I don’t really wanna go near axes.”
– Sharp minds and sharp blades don’t always mix.
“Roll up the dukes!”
– And put up your sleeves
“Can this weekend be a play weekend? I don’t have any more big ol’ steam.”
– When you run out of energy for work and words it’s time for fun.
“We gotta have some pay slubs.”
– Sometimes a paycheck is a playcheck.
“The weather’s not making it salady.”
– Cold weather = Hot food
“The peacock feathers of fucked-upped-ness are out.”
– When everyone’s shit is on full display it ain’t pretty.