– On the subject of comedy shows.
“Control your gusty breath, you’ve got a hurricane snout.”
– Apparently I can be a blustery breather.
“Oh no! It’s gone totally haywol.”
– Sentences can go haywire if the right word goes A.W.O.L.
“We need an energetic horse field to protect us.”
– Neighing horses are a powerful force indeed.
“We’re not linear, we’re exponential.”
– In life. In spirit. In money. In love. Everything.
“Look at the birds roasting in that tree.”
– I considered setting the tree on fire just to make her make sense, but apparently Cockatoos are not delicious.
“Where’s the V.I.P-ness?”
– To da bouncer at da club. Got a laugh and us in for free. Say it out loud and you’ll know why.
“I wish it went to my boobs.”
– On the subject of cheese.
“I don’t want to live in someone else’s mistake.”
– Shopping for rural homes and land can be such a disappointment in Australia.
“Wherever it gets cold, people get interesting.”
– Because in warm places people just go outside to play in the sun and don’t use their brains.
“I want to be the Narwhal”
– It’s a long story, that may one day makes sense if you head on over to www.goodmorningdreamer.com