“I’m a unique unicorn.”
– She is, in fact, the rarest of them all.
Category: Things She Said
“It’s like a tribal animal love dance on my arm.”
– Cat scratch scars. Or as we now call them, cattoos.
“She turned a deaf eye.”
– See what?
“Can you sit on a bike and do bike things?”
– Yes. As long as I don’t have to wear Lycra.
“I need to actually stay in fat zone two.”
– Her new FitBit is our new boss.
“I’m very confusing this morning.”
– This is really saying something.
“What was the fuzzy wuzzy double fuzz that I liked?”
– A specific brand of fur-lined slippers.
“Not peacefully out!”
– Sometimes you drop the mic. Sometimes you throw it down.
“I need a little more slowness.”
– When you’re fighting a cold there’s no need for speed.
“It’s like a little Smurf apple.”
– AKA a cashew.
“You’re the sense of reason right now.”
– We should all be concerned.