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Category: Things She Said

“This is like eating Grimace’s sperm.”

– How does she know?!

(Who the hell is Grimace?)

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“I feel moldy.”

– Too much humidity on the brain.

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“All my words are hiding from me.”

– Except these lucky seven.

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“You got a leak in your snuggle tank.”

– A hug is the plug.

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“You’re drinking a sick woman’s liquids.”

– Never has a glass of water suddenly looked so gross.

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“I wish my eyelid could smoke marijuana.”

– Ain’t nuthin’ like rollin’ with a high stye.

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“I’m glad you’re a multipliciter.”

– She appreciates my large number of talents.

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“You were tootin’ n scootin’.”

– Sometimes when you are on a run you have to fart.

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“You’ve got ears that are pet-able.”

– Woof!

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“Just say No! to frustro.”

– Frustration is a waste of time. And letters.

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“I’m going to win your ass.”

– It is prize-worthy 🍑 if I may say so myself.

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