– We are not racist. Intentionally.
Category: Things She Said
“She’s like a head in deer lights.”
–Â Get out of the road dumb ass.
“This might be worse than when Chumpsfeld was President”
– You know, Cheney + Rumsfeld. Chumpsfeld.
“I think all the brain went to my belly.”
– This is what I get for asking her a “tough” question after she’d just finished a steak.
“Our mango tree is going bananas!”
– It is. We’re going to have a lot of banangos this season.
“I’m gonna make us some pale kortuguese soup.”
–Â She doesn’t always have to be sleepy. Hunger can also, apparently, trigger the problem.
“I’d like to be a why on the floor.”
– I think she meant she’d like to be a fly on the wall. To spy on someone.
“My frees are toesing cold.”
– In bed. Without socks. Again. (She knows she has cold feet.)