– When you’re hungry sometimes you eat a few letters.
Category: Things She Said
“Is there another Kuti?”
– Yes. Fela, Femi, and the kind you get from boys.
“We’re not in the same team zone.”
– She likes to eat dinner, eat ice cream, and go to bed – quickly. I like to eat dinner, eat ice cream, and go to bed – slowly.
“I don’t know what’s gonna happen. I wish I could look into the future ball.”
– I’m no fortune teller, but it’s crystal clear to me: More sleep.
“You get to write all the quirps.”
– That’s what I do on this site. Quotes. Quips. Quirps.
“I don’t have thousand dollar pairs of shoes. I’d rather save an elephant.”
– On the subject of the proper level of investment one should make in sunglasses.
“Oh, it’s so hiss and mitt.”
– On the subject of comedy shows.
“Control your gusty breath, you’ve got a hurricane snout.”
– Apparently I can be a blustery breather.
“Oh no! It’s gone totally haywol.”
– Sentences can go haywire if the right word goes A.W.O.L.
“We need an energetic horse field to protect us.”
– Neighing horses are a powerful force indeed.
“We’re not linear, we’re exponential.”
– In life. In spirit. In money. In love. Everything.