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Category: Things She Said

“I think all the brain went to my belly.”

– This is what I get for asking her a “tough” question after she’d just finished a steak.

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Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidTags blood, eating, steakLeave a comment on “I think all the brain went to my belly.”

“Our mango tree is going bananas!”

– It is. We’re going to have a lot of banangos this season.

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Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidTags Bananas, MangosLeave a comment on “Our mango tree is going bananas!”

“I’m gonna make us some pale kortuguese soup.”

– She doesn’t always have to be sleepy. Hunger can also, apparently, trigger the problem.

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“I’d like to be a why on the floor.”

– I think she meant she’d like to be a fly on the wall. To spy on someone.

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Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidTags Eavesdropping, Fly, SecretsLeave a comment on “I’d like to be a why on the floor.”

“My frees are toesing cold.”

– In bed. Without socks. Again. (She knows she has cold feet.)

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Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidTags Bed, Feet, ToesLeave a comment on “My frees are toesing cold.”

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