“Do you think vegetables get excited when people are about to eat them?”

– My 🍆 does.

“Why are you so moovy?”

– Sometimes it’s hard to sit still.

“I need to jumpstart my cables.”

– Coffee usually gets her motor running.

“Zoom stole my life.”

– Too many video calls in one day can be a killer.

“Wowch!”

– Sometimes a massage can be surprisingly painful. In a good way.

“LED light bulbs? Those assholes can go to hell.”

– When you see the light, you’ll see she’s right.

“I’m disassociating from any kind of give a shitness.”

– Sometimes you just stop caring.

“I’m giving them the skunk eye.”

– Not all skunks stink when you look at them.

“Just get your shooty moon on.”

– Plan your moonshot idea or goal, and go for it.

“Listen to the Ka-ka Koo-koo’s!”

– A new bird species. Part Kookaburra, part Rosella, part Sulphur Crested Cockatoo. Zero parts Rainbow Lorikeet.

“I’ve noticed how grippy I’ve become.”

– She’s got yoga toes now, but still has to open a jar of peanut butter with her hands.