“I woke up different again today.”
– Who didn’t?
“It’s a left side fuckerbug.”
– There’s a flu going around that only stuffs up your left nostril.
“The world is on a loop with different kinds of clothes.”
– What goes around may not be recognizable when it comes around.
“Cats, kids, and weeblowers can all go to another part of the city.”
– With all the noise, it’s sometimes har to be hear .
“I think I got the meeting sweats a little bit.”
– Presentation perspiration™
“I love mornings when the sun comes out and shines on the fronts.”
– Conversations with her are always illuminating.
“I’ve got a mosquito button.”
– I like to push her bites.”
“What would we do without cinnamon?”
– I dunno mon.
“I feel bad for tsunamis. They don’t get names like hurricanes.”
– There’s so much injustice in the world.
“My toes aren’t the touchy feely type.”
– Hands off the feet.
“This is my treefdom.”
– She can be Queen of the Woods. I’ll be King of the Words.