– What she does to words is so gross it’s gruesome.
– Along with words, high heels are not her best friend.
– All aboard the insta-bummer train.
– For starters, I wouldn’t know how to feel about this question.
– My lady’s stomach doth not greedily roar.
– Lest we forget there’s a story behind every scar.
– Her language skills are first class.
– Surfs up on the party train!
– A great kiss often starts with a look.
– Thankfully, the stench lingers long after the word vomit is gone.