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“I woke up different again today.”

– Who didn’t?

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“It’s a left side fuckerbug.”

– There’s a flu going around that only stuffs up your left nostril.

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Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “It’s a left side fuckerbug.”

“The world is on a loop with different kinds of clothes.”

– What goes around may not be recognizable when it comes around.

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“Cats, kids, and weeblowers can all go to another part of the city.”

– With all the noise, it’s sometimes har to be hear .

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“I think I got the meeting sweats a little bit.”

– Presentation perspiration™

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“I love mornings when the sun comes out and shines on the fronts.”

– Conversations with her are always illuminating.

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Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I love mornings when the sun comes out and shines on the fronts.”

“I’ve got a mosquito button.”

– I like to push her bites.”

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“What would we do without cinnamon?”

– I dunno mon.

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“I feel bad for tsunamis. They don’t get names like hurricanes.”

– There’s so much injustice in the world.

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Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I feel bad for tsunamis. They don’t get names like hurricanes.”

“My toes aren’t the touchy feely type.”

– Hands off the feet.

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“This is my treefdom.”

– She can be Queen of the Woods. I’ll be King of the Words.

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