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I’m having a fit of fuck this-ness.

– She’s beautiful when she’s angry.

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Author HusbandPosted on December 28, 2022October 3, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on I’m having a fit of fuck this-ness.

“I’d like to do some animal morphing.”

– She wants to transform into a Wonder Twin while I transform her words.

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Author HusbandPosted on December 21, 2022October 3, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I’d like to do some animal morphing.”

“I super fried myself.”

– When she works too hard her brain can get a bit crispy.

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Author HusbandPosted on December 14, 2022March 12, 2023Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I super fried myself.”

“It’s gonna be non-snot.”

– Thank God for allergy pills.

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Author HusbandPosted on December 7, 2022October 3, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “It’s gonna be non-snot.”

“I really see myself in that dog.”

– And by “that dog,” she means this dog.

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Author HusbandPosted on November 30, 2022August 23, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “I really see myself in that dog.”

“Oh yeah, I’m pimpin’ my toast.”

– Why settle for 🧈 when you can have 🥑 🥬 🍅 🧀 🧂🌶?

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Author HusbandPosted on November 23, 2022August 23, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “Oh yeah, I’m pimpin’ my toast.”

“That’s a perfect breakfast dessert.”

– She’s a real chai hard.

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Author HusbandPosted on November 16, 2022March 12, 2023Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “That’s a perfect breakfast dessert.”

“Today just feels like you need to have a furry Ugg suit on.”

– But nothing replaces a warm hug.

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Author HusbandPosted on November 9, 2022August 23, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “Today just feels like you need to have a furry Ugg suit on.”

“Sometimes I think I could eat mashed potatoes all day long.”

– Only sometimes?

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Author HusbandPosted on November 2, 2022August 23, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “Sometimes I think I could eat mashed potatoes all day long.”

“Do you think when we nail a good recipe the ingredients are all like, “fuck yeah, this was worth my life?”

– No. But mealtime with her is worth mine.

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Author HusbandPosted on October 26, 2022August 23, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “Do you think when we nail a good recipe the ingredients are all like, “fuck yeah, this was worth my life?”

“There’s something farting on the moon!”

– Could be true.

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Author HusbandPosted on October 19, 2022August 23, 2021Categories Things She SaidLeave a comment on “There’s something farting on the moon!”

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