– Who’s-driving-not-it?!
“That’s gruse.”
– What she does to words is so gross it’s gruesome.
“I am a very flat girl lady.”
– Along with words, high heels are not her best friend.
“That sounds like torture tram torture gram.”
– All aboard the insta-bummer train.
“What happens if we didn’t have any emotions?”
– For starters, I wouldn’t know how to feel about this question.
“I already ate more than my fair lions share.”
– My lady’s stomach doth not greedily roar.
“I am going to start calling your scars memory tattoos.”
– Lest we forget there’s a story behind every scar.
“Is that from when you went super flying?”
– Her language skills are first class.
“I’ll jump on that board.”
– Surfs up on the party train!
“You gettin’ all smoochy face?”
– A great kiss often starts with a look.
“I just impuded it on you.”
– Thankfully, the stench lingers long after the word vomit is gone.