“I feel like a Welsh rabbit.”

– Not a bunny rarebit.

“What was the dog’s name? The beer dog? Barf?”

– Sorry Spuds, but from now on you’ll always be “Barf” to me.

How should we bring this twist to a new turn?

– The answer is just around the corner.

I’m having a fit of fuck this-ness.

– She’s beautiful when she’s angry.

“I’d like to do some animal morphing.”

– She wants to transform into a Wonder Twin while I transform her words.

“I super fried myself.”

– When she works too hard her brain can get a bit crispy.

“It’s gonna be non-snot.”

– Thank God for allergy pills.

“I really see myself in that dog.”

– And by “that dog,” she means this dog.

“Oh yeah, I’m pimpin’ my toast.”

– Why settle for 🧈 when you can have 🥑 🥬 🍅 🧀 🧂🌶?

“That’s a perfect breakfast dessert.”

– She’s a real chai hard.

“Today just feels like you need to have a furry Ugg suit on.”

– But nothing replaces a warm hug.