“Cats, kids, and weeblowers can all go to another part of the city.”

– With all the noise, it’s sometimes har to be hear .

“I think I got the meeting sweats a little bit.”

– Presentation perspiration™

“I love mornings when the sun comes out and shines on the fronts.”

– Conversations with her are always illuminating.

“I’ve got a mosquito button.”

– I like to push her bites.”

“What would we do without cinnamon?”

– I dunno mon.

“I feel bad for tsunamis. They don’t get names like hurricanes.”

– There’s so much injustice in the world.

“My toes aren’t the touchy feely type.”

– Hands off the feet.

“This is my treefdom.”

– She can be Queen of the Woods. I’ll be King of the Words.

“Then he Kung Pao’d him.”

– Nothing like a karate chop full of spicy chicken and cashews to put you in your place.

“Now that’s legitimate use of cowbell.”

– Hear for yourself, here.

“That’s the cream on the crop.”

– With her, the crust always rises.