– Regarding a particularly fragrant flower.
“America right now is like you have the cramps and you just want to shit it all out.”
– Trump #loser
“We’ve got a dite.”
– Shorthand for “a date in the diary.”
“He does it on purpose. So he can be the beef of the street.”
– Why our cat eats so much and gets fat.
“Your bloodshots are all eyes.”
– I could see her point.
Let’s fuck some sheeple up.
– Shit + People. (Not the other kind, who can’t think for themselves).
“I read ‘PUSH’ backwards.”
– She pulled on the door. Obviously.
“That dress has a lot of layers. It’s like a geodesic strata something.”
– I think she was really talking about the birthday cake.
“Come on man, you’re crunching me up.”
– When a snuggle goes wrong.
“They have seatre theating.”
– At Govinda’s in case you want to movie a see.
“It’s horizontal-tom.”
– I’m not Tom, but it is bedtime.