– Saturday morning with Amy
“I like speaking. When I can.”
– After her talk at the Make Nice conference.
“I love Nellie Waylson!”
– That’s Willie Nelson and Waylon (Jennings) to you.
“It’s a giant lump forward for society.”
– We are making progress every day. (Leap + Jump)
“Can’t you find a nice tarecaker?”
– We were discussing who would look after our pet goat and donkey when we travelled. If we had a pet goat and donkey.
“Maybe we have to make you a filler bridge.”
– It fills in the hole and bridges the gap. Where your tooth used to be. Duh.
“He should be a character in a milm or foovie.”
– Casting call: teenaged Hasidic Jew, male, riding electric one wheel skateboard, with dapper Fedora, wispy shylocks and that shirt thing with the dangly tassels.
“Boy that smeller fells good.”
– Regarding a particularly fragrant flower.
“America right now is like you have the cramps and you just want to shit it all out.”
– Trump #loser
“We’ve got a dite.”
– Shorthand for “a date in the diary.”
“He does it on purpose. So he can be the beef of the street.”
– Why our cat eats so much and gets fat.