– Some people can’t handle the truth.
“It doesn’t feel good to feel bad.”
– When she’s right, she’s right.
“I was gonna conk that over.”
– She’ll knock it out of the park and get the job done. After a nap.
“I don’t even know how you get out of the fuckness.”
– There is no escaping the mess that is Trump’s America.
“They got extracized.”
– When ostracism goes too far.
“There’s no gunningness because my car is slowly going slower.”
– Her old jalopy can’t shoot up the road like it used to.
“I got it up my sleeve to do some gardening.”
– Roll up to her gorgeous garden and you’ll see she’s an Ace.
(Note: This is a special mother-in-law guest post, so you see where Wifey gets it.)
“Do you think vegetables get excited when people are about to eat them?”
– My 🍆 does.
“Why are you so moovy?”
– Sometimes it’s hard to sit still.
“I need to jumpstart my cables.”
– Coffee usually gets her motor running.
“Zoom stole my life.”
– Too many video calls in one day can be a killer.