– Whatever it takes to get the badness out of the body.
“They got the beat shit out of them.”
– Poop to the rhythm. 👊 Or else.
“Tap dancing to jazz is the new punk rock.”
– And a table for two is the new moshpit.
“I got the heart bumps too fast.”
– As long as they don’t stop we’ll both be fine.
“I wish I could talk to plants.”
– She means she wishes they could talk back.
“How’d you get so touchy feely?”
– Practice.
“Your hair is all clonky clown.”
– Good morning to you too.
“I might have tap maxed.”
– When you’re too tired to stay in a conversation.
“The galaxy is a human construct.”
– Everything is unreal.
“She’s taken the dice to the wee.”
– Some people try their luck in the toilet.
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“I’m not dumbed to the shit side.”
– It takes smarts to see the good and the bad of a situation.
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