“Is the other pancake turned off?”

– Questions like this fry my brain.

“What do you think the plant’s favourite song is?”

– Umm… Which plant?

“I want to pluck your brains.”

– Curious? Hungry? Both?

(Special guest post)

“It’s a leg in the door.”

– Why stop at just a foot?

“I want the super jivin’ dance boogie off.”

– AKA the playlist to beat all playlists.

“Do you ever feel like you’re hanging in between dimensions?”

– Yes and no.

“I bit that so it wouldn’t go up my nose.”

– Cocktail garnish: 0. Nostrils: 2.

“I want to be the flower police woman.”

– All bad arrangements are under arrest.

“I don’t generally have such fuck fuck days.”

– This means bad bad, not sexy sexy.

“Does it smell like reincarnated bacon?”

🐷 or 🏈 ?

“You’re gonna be like those old men on The Muppets in the cacklebox.”

– Apparently my eyebrows have reached puppet-like proportions and it’s no laughing matter.