“They made the place so cuzy.”

– The place where her vocabulary lives is also cozy and cute.

“I don’t want anything to do with that crazy witch. With a “B.”

– When you ride a broom it’s good to stick the landing.

“I’m not ready for any more weeks.”

– Sometimes it seems like that Sunday Night Feeling will never end.

“The whole situation is a cacklefuck.”

– When a clusterfuck is so bad all you can do is laugh at it.

“I went to bed light last night.”

– I’m just as in the dark on this one as you are.

“I have to wash my eye, it’s really huritchin.”

– Can you see my pain?

“It’s better than dirch. I mean dunch.”

– Some might say late lunch or early dinner. If they can say anything at all.

“After the gin and talk it, I was done.”

– Sometimes you empty the bottle. Sometimes the bottle empties you.

“Don’t start turning into this old man with weird noises happening.”

– Too late.

“His current crush is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, but it used to be Hairy Bally.”

– I still like Hairy Bally.

“I don’t want to drive the shift stick.”

– Her backwords are automatic.