– Consider this an open challenge.
“You doin’ it up banana style?”
– Whatever you think this is, it isn’t. (Hint: 🥜 + 🍌 = 😋)
“I don’t like filing my nail toes.”
– And I don’t like when they against me scrape.
“These raspberries are so raspberry they almost taste fake.”
– They really were real good.
“I was laffilling.”
– Somewhere between a laugh and a giggle lies a laffle.
(Husband guest post. Starting to worry wife may be contagious.)
“I wanna be a dog dancer!”
– For once, I have no words.
“I don’t feel anything anymore, so that’s good.”
– When life gets dumb, get comfortably numb.
“They made the place so cuzy.”
– The place where her vocabulary lives is also cozy and cute.
“I don’t want anything to do with that crazy witch. With a “B.”
– When you ride a broom it’s good to stick the landing.
“I’m not ready for any more weeks.”
– Sometimes it seems like that Sunday Night Feeling will never end.
“The whole situation is a cacklefuck.”
– When a clusterfuck is so bad all you can do is laugh at it.