“I feel like time needs to slow down.”

– Is… this… better…?

“We need to do nothing more often.”

– …

“I’m hugging your neck.”

– Nothing like a friendly chokehold.

“If we don’t keep it light and funny, it’s not worth it.”

– #lockdownlife #covid #notdeadyet

“I don’t think many people are confident whistlers.”

– Consider this an open challenge.

“You doin’ it up banana style?”

– Whatever you think this is, it isn’t. (Hint: 🥜 + 🍌 = 😋)

“I don’t like filing my nail toes.”

– And I don’t like when they against me scrape.

“These raspberries are so raspberry they almost taste fake.”

– They really were real good.

“I was laffilling.”

– Somewhere between a laugh and a giggle lies a laffle.

(Husband guest post. Starting to worry wife may be contagious.)

“I wanna be a dog dancer!”

– For once, I have no words.

“I don’t feel anything anymore, so that’s good.”

– When life gets dumb, get comfortably numb.