“I am a very flat girl lady.”

– Along with words, high heels are not her best friend.

“That sounds like torture tram torture gram.”

– All aboard the insta-bummer train.

“What happens if we didn’t have any emotions?”

– For starters, I wouldn’t know how to feel about this question.

“I already ate more than my fair lions share.”

– My lady’s stomach doth not greedily roar.

“I am going to start calling your scars memory tattoos.”

– Lest we forget there’s a story behind every scar.

“Is that from when you went super flying?”

– Her language skills are first class.

“I’ll jump on that board.”

– Surfs up on the party train!

“You gettin’ all smoochy face?”

– A great kiss often starts with a look.

“I just impuded it on you.”

– Thankfully, the stench lingers long after the word vomit is gone.

“I’m taking you down with my hocus pocusness.”

– Nothing but new expressions up her sleeves.

“I’m not a letter specialist.”

– She’s good at notes though 😚 🎶