“Just say No! to frustro.”

– Frustration is a waste of time. And letters.

“I’m going to win your ass.”

– It is prize-worthy 🍑 if I may say so myself.

“This day has smudged by.”

– And the evening is slowly getting inky.

“I wish it would go back to being not cool to have tattoos.”

– The ratio of good to bad ink is around 1:1000 and I am 100% right about this. See for yourself.

“My liver. I ask too many favours of it.”

– How do you think your vowels feel?

“I don’t actually know how to drink beer without burping.”

– She can’t eat without farting either.

“You crumbed my pants!”

– Good bread turns her on.

“The thing is, I got dance in my pants. And I need to get it out.”

– When you gotta go you gotta go.

“I feel like we could have a pretty good party in that car.”

– Who’s-driving-not-it?!

“That’s gruse.”

– What she does to words is so gross it’s gruesome.