– Except these lucky seven.
“You got a leak in your snuggle tank.”
– A hug is the plug.
“You’re drinking a sick woman’s liquids.”
– Never has a glass of water suddenly looked so gross.
“I wish my eyelid could smoke marijuana.”
– Ain’t nuthin’ like rollin’ with a high stye.
“I’m glad you’re a multipliciter.”
– She appreciates my large number of talents.
“You were tootin’ n scootin’.”
– Sometimes when you are on a run you have to fart.
“You’ve got ears that are pet-able.”
– Woof!
“Just say No! to frustro.”
– Frustration is a waste of time. And letters.
“I’m going to win your ass.”
– It is prize-worthy 🍑 if I may say so myself.
“I feel stober.”
– 100%
“This day has smudged by.”
– And the evening is slowly getting inky.