“Don’t you wish slippers could come to your feet whenever you called them?”

– Yes.

“Sorry, I don’t got no more bang in my buck.”

– But this sentence is loaded with value.

“I’m done with this not dancin’ enough business.”

– I’m done with this not double negative business.

“I’m gonna give him some poops.”

– She don’t take any 💩 but she can sure serve some up.

“It’s a holy piss down.”

– The rain doth flow when God has to go.

“I think I need a cast for my tongue.”

– She had a bad bwite and ever swince thwings haven’t bween whyte.

“There’s every bugs everywhere.”

– Everia Bugensis can easily be identified by its many stingers, legs, wings, spots, stripes, teeth, eyes, and constant reproductive activities.

“I think I’m officially over everything.”

– People living with fear can make life hard for the fearless.

“I’m not ready for all the months with cold fingers.”

– A.K.A. winter, and I’m not ready for all the months with her cold brain.

“Your nose buds are gone.”

– Sometimes even I can’t make sense of her non-sense.

“There’s no nubble.”

– She means, “There is no normal,” and she’s never been more right about anything.