Category: Things She Said

“We’ve got a dite.”

– Shorthand for “a date in the diary.”

“He does it on purpose. So he can be the beef of the street.”

– Why our cat eats so much and gets fat.

“Your bloodshots are all eyes.”

– I could see her point. 

Let’s fuck some sheeple up. 

– Shit + People. (Not the other kind, who can’t think for themselves).

“I read ‘PUSH’ backwards.”

– She pulled on the door. Obviously. 

“That dress has a lot of layers. It’s like a geodesic strata something.”

– I think she was really talking about the birthday cake. 

“Come on man, you’re crunching me up.”

– When a snuggle goes wrong. 

“They have seatre theating.”

– At Govinda’s in case you want to movie a see. 

“It’s horizontal-tom.”

– I’m not Tom, but it is bedtime.

“It’s definitely gin and clock o’tonic”

– She doesn’t even have to be drunk.

“It’s time lights out switches switching”

– Definitely past her bedtime.