– After her talk at the Make Nice conference.
Category: Things She Said
“I love Nellie Waylson!”
– That’s Willie Nelson and Waylon (Jennings) to you.
“It’s a giant lump forward for society.”
– We are making progress every day. (Leap + Jump)
“Maybe we have to make you a filler bridge.”
– It fills in the hole and bridges the gap. Where your tooth used to be. Duh.
“He should be a character in a milm or foovie.”
– Casting call: teenaged Hasidic Jew, male, riding electric one wheel skateboard, with dapper Fedora, wispy shylocks and that shirt thing with the dangly tassels.
“Boy that smeller fells good.”
– Regarding a particularly fragrant flower.
“America right now is like you have the cramps and you just want to shit it all out.”
– Trump #loser
“We’ve got a dite.”
– Shorthand for “a date in the diary.”
“He does it on purpose. So he can be the beef of the street.”
– Why our cat eats so much and gets fat.
“Your bloodshots are all eyes.”
– I could see her point.
Let’s fuck some sheeple up.
– Shit + People. (Not the other kind, who can’t think for themselves).