– When you haven’t done dishes in a while and all the big forks are dirty.
Category: Things She Said
“It didn’t roll off the top of his tongue.”
– Nor the tip of his head.
“She grew up on a boat so she had lots of interesting stories to shell.”
– Regarding the funny and fabulous Hannah Pembroke’s performance at LMA’s NIGHT SHIFT improv comedy show.
“I feel like watching something. Or maybe reading. Nah, watching cartoons. Watching cartoons is definitely good for you.”
– Saturday morning with Amy
“I like speaking. When I can.”
– After her talk at the Make Nice conference.
“I love Nellie Waylson!”
– That’s Willie Nelson and Waylon (Jennings) to you.
“It’s a giant lump forward for society.”
– We are making progress every day. (Leap + Jump)
“Maybe we have to make you a filler bridge.”
– It fills in the hole and bridges the gap. Where your tooth used to be. Duh.
“He should be a character in a milm or foovie.”
– Casting call: teenaged Hasidic Jew, male, riding electric one wheel skateboard, with dapper Fedora, wispy shylocks and that shirt thing with the dangly tassels.
“Boy that smeller fells good.”
– Regarding a particularly fragrant flower.
“America right now is like you have the cramps and you just want to shit it all out.”
– Trump #loser