– I considered setting the tree on fire just to make her make sense, but apparently Cockatoos are not delicious.
Category: Things She Said
“Where’s the V.I.P-ness?”
– To da bouncer at da club. Got a laugh and us in for free. Say it out loud and you’ll know why.
“I wish it went to my boobs.”
– On the subject of cheese.
“I don’t want to live in someone else’s mistake.”
– Shopping for rural homes and land can be such a disappointment in Australia.
“Wherever it gets cold, people get interesting.”
– Because in warm places people just go outside to play in the sun and don’t use their brains.
“I want to be the Narwhal”
– It’s a long story, that may one day makes sense if you head on over to www.goodmorningdreamer.com
“Do you ever get popcorn head?”
– When you have to chew so much it hurts your temples.
“Who wants to use the baby forks? Not me. I’m not a baby.”
– When you haven’t done dishes in a while and all the big forks are dirty.
“It didn’t roll off the top of his tongue.”
– Nor the tip of his head.
“She grew up on a boat so she had lots of interesting stories to shell.”
– Regarding the funny and fabulous Hannah Pembroke’s performance at LMA’s NIGHT SHIFT improv comedy show.
“I feel like watching something. Or maybe reading. Nah, watching cartoons. Watching cartoons is definitely good for you.”
– Saturday morning with Amy