“Sometimes you can’t help but squint eye.”
– I can sort of see what she means.
Category: Things She Said
“You gotta work on being right.”
– She’s never wrong.
“I think we should take a virginistic approach to this.”
– – She likes to look at words with fresh eyes.
“Do you think the cat can heal me by sitting next to me?”
– This is a purrfectly reasonable question.
“I feel like I’m eating a rainbow.”
– Buddha bowls are now to be referred to as rainbowls.
“I am a toddler in the drumming sphere.”
– And also the speaking sphere.
“Whenever I open the Google there’s just a hole to put something in me to look for. “
– Should I try turning her off and on again?.
“What kind of driver are you? A shit one. Look at your car. It’s all scraptched up.”
– She’s had a few accidents of her own. With words.
“Is it ‘For fuck’s sake’ or ‘For fucks’ sake’ because I have to send an email and I want it to be professional.”
– Guest post from a real Pro
“Go away! Go find some poo!”
– Shoo 🪰
“We can become intention fishermen.”
– Catch and don’t release.