“I might have tap maxed.”

– When you’re too tired to stay in a conversation.

“The galaxy is a human construct.”

– Everything is unreal.

“She’s taken the dice to the wee.”

– Some people try their luck in the toilet.

(Special guest post)

“I’m not dumbed to the shit side.”

– It takes smarts to see the good and the bad of a situation.

(Special guest post.)

“That’s not bitchy, that’s just reality.”

– Some people can’t handle the truth.

“It doesn’t feel good to feel bad.”

– When she’s right, she’s right.

“I was gonna conk that over.”

– She’ll knock it out of the park and get the job done. After a nap.

“I don’t even know how you get out of the fuckness.”

– There is no escaping the mess that is Trump’s America.

“They got extracized.”

– When ostracism goes too far.

“There’s no gunningness because my car is slowly going slower.”

– Her old jalopy can’t shoot up the road like it used to.

“I got it up my sleeve to do some gardening.”

– Roll up to her gorgeous garden and you’ll see she’s an Ace.

(Note: This is a special mother-in-law guest post, so you see where Wifey gets it.)