“I don’t like feet things.”

– This includes pedicures, tickles, and nibbly fish.

“I’m digging these noodles. They’re not heinous.”

– When I cook this is as close to “delicious” as it gets.

“That’s the nuts and potatoes.”

– The meat and bolts of the situation is clear now.

“I’m ready to phase out this day.”

– Phase 1: Change into pyjamas.

– Phase 2: Brush teeth.

– Phase 3: Turn rest of brain off.

“I feel like I want to have a stretch or a big soul fart.”

– Whatever it takes to get the badness out of the body.

“They got the beat shit out of them.”

– Poop to the rhythm. 👊 Or else.

“Tap dancing to jazz is the new punk rock.”

– And a table for two is the new moshpit.

“I got the heart bumps too fast.”

– As long as they don’t stop we’ll both be fine.

“I wish I could talk to plants.”

– She means she wishes they could talk back.

“How’d you get so touchy feely?”

– Practice.

“Your hair is all clonky clown.”

– Good morning to you too.