Category: Things She Said

– At least one of us drank too much too quickly.

– Cold weather: Chimay. Hot weather: Corona. See?

– And out of the shit.

– Or, as you and I call them, M&M’s.

– When it comes to words, I can’t always pin her down, but it’s fun to try.

– They can be found in that part of her brain where sleep is.”

– Stress can cause back problems. And also other problems.

– This includes pedicures, tickles, and nibbly fish.

– When I cook this is as close to “delicious” as it gets.

– The meat and bolts of the situation is clear now.

– Phase 1: Change into pyjamas.

– Phase 2: Brush teeth.

– Phase 3: Turn rest of brain off.