“I’ve got no more waitience.”

– When she gets tired of waiting for me and starts to lose patience.

“Can’t you find a nice tarecaker?”

– We were discussing who would look after our pet goat and donkey when we travelled. If we had a pet goat and donkey.

“We’ve got a dite.”

– Shorthand for “a date in the diary.”

“I can’t pop this zit because the skin around it is too bulgeous.”

– Squeezing out new words. Daily.