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“It’s a Finese chire drill.”

– We are not racist. Intentionally.

– Get out of the road dumb ass.

– You know, Cheney + Rumsfeld. Chumpsfeld.

– This is what I get for asking her a “tough” question after she’d just finished a steak.

– It is. We’re going to have a lot of banangos this season.

– She doesn’t always have to be sleepy. Hunger can also, apparently, trigger the problem.

– I think she meant she’d like to be a fly on the wall. To spy on someone.

– In bed. Without socks. Again. (She knows she has cold feet.)