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– Somewhere between Miles and The Meters lives a musical genre that henceforth shall be known as…”

– When you need the bath bomb pop to stop.

– Some days she’s a whirlwind of words. Other days, not so much.

– Thankfully, her not nice happens in less frequent spurts.

– Yes.

– But this sentence is loaded with value.

– I’m done with this not double negative business.

– She don’t take any 💩 but she can sure serve some up.

– The rain doth flow when God has to go.

– She had a bad bwite and ever swince thwings haven’t bween whyte.

– Everia Bugensis can easily be identified by its many stingers, legs, wings, spots, stripes, teeth, eyes, and constant reproductive activities.