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– And by “that dog,” she means this dog.

– Why settle for 🧈 when you can have 🥑 🥬 🍅 🧀 🧂🌶?

– She’s a real chai hard.

– But nothing replaces a warm hug.

– Only sometimes?

– No. But mealtime with her is worth mine.

– Could be true.

– They were dark times indeed.

– When you’re on fire and drowning at the same time, the end is probably nigh.

– Friday nights end early around here.

– I love it when she whispers sweet nothings in my ear.