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– Not a bunny rarebit.

– Sorry Spuds, but from now on you’ll always be “Barf” to me.

– The answer is just around the corner.

– She’s beautiful when she’s angry.

– She wants to transform into a Wonder Twin while I transform her words.

– When she works too hard her brain can get a bit crispy.

– Thank God for allergy pills.

– And by “that dog,” she means this dog.

– Why settle for 🧈 when you can have 🥑 🥬 🍅 🧀 🧂🌶?

– She’s a real chai hard.

– But nothing replaces a warm hug.