– Talking about sneakers and shoes sometimes requires the help of trainers.
Author:
“I really wish I could levitate things.”
– The desire to lift things you can’t reach makes sense when you’re short.
“That was a room rattler.”
– Hummous = Bummous.
“I like those burps that have a deep roundness to them.”
– A satisfying rumble is the least weird thing to come out of her mouth.
“I feel like a Welsh rabbit.”
– Not a bunny rarebit.
“What was the dog’s name? The beer dog? Barf?”
– Sorry Spuds, but from now on you’ll always be “Barf” to me.
How should we bring this twist to a new turn?
– The answer is just around the corner.
I’m having a fit of fuck this-ness.
– She’s beautiful when she’s angry.
“I’d like to do some animal morphing.”
– She wants to transform into a Wonder Twin while I transform her words.
“I super fried myself.”
– When she works too hard her brain can get a bit crispy.
“It’s gonna be non-snot.”
– Thank God for allergy pills.