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– Sometimes you drop the mic. Sometimes you throw it down.

– When you’re fighting a cold there’s no need for speed.

– AKA a cashew.

– We should all be concerned.

– Her brain might be cooked.

– Seat warmers are the bomb.

– She likes her 🍊 with 💪

– Everyone everywhere agrees.

– Who didn’t?

– There’s a flu going around that only stuffs up your left nostril.

– What goes around may not be recognizable when it comes around.