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“Today just feels like you need to have a furry Ugg suit on.”

– But nothing replaces a warm hug.

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“Sometimes I think I could eat mashed potatoes all day long.”

– Only sometimes?

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“Do you think when we nail a good recipe the ingredients are all like, “fuck yeah, this was worth my life?”

– No. But mealtime with her is worth mine.

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“There’s something farting on the moon!”

– Could be true.

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“I can’t believe we spent so many years not eating papaya.”

– They were dark times indeed.

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“The world’s gonna go by bye bye.”

– When you’re on fire and drowning at the same time, the end is probably nigh.

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“Red wine on top of tiredness equals melted human.”

– Friday nights end early around here.

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“You were an asshole. I don’t think you’re an asshole now.”

– I love it when she whispers sweet nothings in my ear.

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“It’s not good to sneeze when you got egg in your mouth.”

– 🥚💣

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“I must have had about thirty ear orgasms already.”

– Sometimes a song just hits you in that special place.

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“I woulda been a good hippie.”

– There’s still time.

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