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“Sometimes your funny goes wrong.”

– Sorta like her sentences.

“I’m not even sure you can cheese.”

– Oh I can. I just choose not to.

“It’s a fan flavourite.”

– Her word soup is very popular.

“I’ve been trying to keep my eyes open for months.”

– Zombie alert.

“Sometimes you can’t help but squint eye.”

– I can sort of see what she means.

“You gotta work on being right.”

– She’s never wrong.

“I think we should take a virginistic approach to this.”

– – She likes to look at words with fresh eyes.

“Do you think the cat can heal me by sitting next to me?”

– This is a purrfectly reasonable question.

“I feel like I’m eating a rainbow.”

– Buddha bowls are now to be referred to as rainbowls.

“I am a toddler in the drumming sphere.”

– And also the speaking sphere.

“Whenever I open the Google there’s just a hole to put something in me to look for. “

– Should I try turning her off and on again?.