– When her fingers are frozen she puts’em in my pits.
Author: Husband
“You don’t always have to have the hits.”
– Sometimes the song that’s on is the song you’re meant to hear.
“It’s chillunky.”
– Somewhere between Miles and The Meters lives a musical genre that henceforth shall be known as…”
“I’m not sure I like the sound of bubble cackles.”
– When you need the bath bomb pop to stop.
“My vortex is not great today.”
– Some days she’s a whirlwind of words. Other days, not so much.
“My nice only happens in certain spurts.”
– Thankfully, her not nice happens in less frequent spurts.
“Don’t you wish slippers could come to your feet whenever you called them?”
– Yes.
“Sorry, I don’t got no more bang in my buck.”
– But this sentence is loaded with value.
“I’m done with this not dancin’ enough business.”
– I’m done with this not double negative business.
“I’m gonna give him some poops.”
– She don’t take any 💩 but she can sure serve some up.
“It’s a holy piss down.”
– The rain doth flow when God has to go.