– Ain’t nuthin’ like rollin’ with a high stye.
Author:
“I’m glad you’re a multipliciter.”
– She appreciates my large number of talents.
“You were tootin’ n scootin’.”
– Sometimes when you are on a run you have to fart.
“You’ve got ears that are pet-able.”
– Woof!
“Just say No! to frustro.”
– Frustration is a waste of time. And letters.
“I’m going to win your ass.”
– It is prize-worthy 🍑 if I may say so myself.
“I feel stober.”
– 100%
“This day has smudged by.”
– And the evening is slowly getting inky.
“I wish it would go back to being not cool to have tattoos.”
– The ratio of good to bad ink is around 1:1000 and I am 100% right about this. See for yourself.
“My liver. I ask too many favours of it.”
– How do you think your vowels feel?
“I don’t actually know how to drink beer without burping.”
– She can’t eat without farting either.