“I think I’m officially over everything.”
– People living with fear can make life hard for the fearless.
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“I’m not ready for all the months with cold fingers.”
– A.K.A. winter, and I’m not ready for all the months with her cold brain.
“Your nose buds are gone.”
– Sometimes even I can’t make sense of her non-sense.
“There’s no nubble.”
– She means, “There is no normal,” and she’s never been more right about anything.
“Having coal croquettes makes everything taste amazing.”
– When you stuff briquettes with nonsense.
“They’re like halitosis farms.”
– Mouthguards might also be helping produce verbal nonsense.
“This is like eating Grimace’s sperm.”
– How does she know?!
“I feel moldy.”
– Too much humidity on the brain.
“All my words are hiding from me.”
– Except these lucky seven.
“You got a leak in your snuggle tank.”
– A hug is the plug.
“You’re drinking a sick woman’s liquids.”
– Never has a glass of water suddenly looked so gross.